Thursday, September 25, 2008

Soldiers are dying for this???!!!!

First off I would like to address the why I have not blogged in a looonggg time. First, I think that, bloggers in and of themselves are pretentious windbags that write just so they can pleasure themselves to the sound of their own fat, multiple key hitting fingers clacking away at their Mac that they bought because it is the cool thing to do, and they want to define themselves as a maverick, straying from the herd in PC ownership. Little do they know they only moved from one herd to another. For those that say, in an ear piercing shriek"well why are you blogging then asshole?" Well,you 'll just have to deal with that one on your own.

The other reason is, I finally escaped the socialist, soon to become northern mexico(I didn't capitalize it on purpose, eat it mexico!), invaded state of California. I re-located to the east coast and I absolutely love it. Though, I do have to get used to the Southern/Eastern vernacular. And now onto the message.

I recently received a video from my Father that he knew I just had to see and comment on. So I am going too, and I will more than likely take in a direction that most would not think of, and probably piss a lot of people off in the process. To those people I would like to extend my deepest sympathy's for your retardeness. Go away and get a sense of humor.
By now a lot of will be familiar with this video, for those who have not seen it, here it is for your viewing pleasure.

Emotional Hippies - Crying Over Dead Trees - Watch more free videos


First thing that comes to mind? The immortal words of Cartman.., "Goddamn Hippies!". And here are a few more about dirty hippies.
  • They're not people, they're hippies!
  • They're hippies, they don't have any money!
  • [When asked by Chef why drugs are bad] I know. Drugs are bad because if you do drugs, you're a hippie. And hippies suck.
  • I've kept this town free of hippies since I was five and a half.
  • Hippies.They're everywhere. They wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.
  • Naw dude, Independent films are those black and white hippy movies. They're always about gay cowboys eating pudding.
  • Dolphins, eskimos, who cares? It's all a bunch of tree hugging hippie crap.
  • Yea, hippie and a terrorist is the same thing.
  • San Francisco is the breeding ground of hippies!
Look, I am all for freedom of speech and expression, and all the other stuff that those brave men and woman are fighting for. But this is going to far. These dirty hippies are not only making themselves look like total douche bags, but they are also making Americans look retarded because we allow them to wail at their precious trees, all while they are wearing cotton clothes and not worrying about the feelings of those poor poor cotton plants. In any real country that has not spent the last 100 years figuring out ways to help save the weaker species of the population , these oxygen wasters would have died or been exterminated a loonngg time ago.

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